M.C. DUANE APOKALIPSIS

Siquijor Central Elementary School, Attended 1939 - 1941, Class of 1942

I.S. ( I STOPPED!!! ), HIGH-SKOOL DAYZ: ( Nineteen-Forgotten ) ST. ANDREW'S FIELD HIGH SKOOL. . . TRANSLATION: MATAAS NA PAARALAN NG SAN ANDRES BUKID. . . y'knowhat?? 4 me EVERY CLUB IS A FRIGGIN' SKOOL!!! AND ALL THE PEEPS WHO'S PARTYING THERE ARE THE STUDENTS!!, ( But wait! whoz the TEACHER??) "THE D.J. BUT OF COURSE!!", WuZ CRaCkaLaKiN?! WHaT's HAPP'NIN' CLaSsMaTeS!?, Sup 2 aLL mY cLaSsMaTeS sa mGa GiMiKaN beFore sPeCiaLLy To tHe . . PLANET MARS PEEPS, VBAR GUYS ( Formerly Venezia Guys ), HARD ROCK HEADS, MALATE KIDS, WHERELSE DUDES, ABEGIS G'S, MUSTANG TROOPS, GOVERNMENT SQUAD, PHASES & EUPHORIA OLDIES ( LAUGHIN' SARCASTICALLY ) DAYYMMM I'M NOT THAT OLD! HAHA!, PRAVDA BUDDIES, CLUB 5 CLICK, TEMPLE PEOPLE, EMBASSY CREW & THE ALMIGHTY ABSINTH BOYS!, YEAH OUR FUCKIN' COOL SCHOOLS OF CLUBBING!!! Y'KNOW WHAT I MEAN JELLYBEAN?? I MISS THE GOOD OL' DAYZ

Limkokwing University, Attended 1991 - 1992, Class of 1994, Other, DJ-ING IN THE KITCHEN/DISHWASHER
Punjabi University, Attended 1958 - 1959, Class of 1960, Ph.D., MAJOR PROBLEM / Ph.D. Pinoy Hip-Hop District
Zamboanga City, Attended 1940 - 1951, Class of 1954, Other, being a street pharmacist

Rapper/Club M.C./Song Murderer/FULL TIME GANGSTER

a.P.o.K.a.L.i.P.S.i.S., pinoyprideworldwide, O.G. D-SKET ( ORIGINAL GAGO ) of the muthaphukkin' O.B.P. 13 ( ORIGINAL BATANG PINAS click! ), WEST BOULEVARD CRIPS 64, POSITIVE MOVERS, ALMIGHTY K.M.M.P. "KAPISANAN ng mga MALULUTONG MAGTAGALOG sa PILIPINAS", KAPAG BUSOG... TUTUG-TOG BAND, "F" VIRUS ASSASSIN "FAFALFAK KA DIN KAYA AABANGAN KO ANG FAG-FIYOK MO", KURATONG BALELENG NI KUYA LELENG, JACKASS MANILA, TROPANG BUILDING, SAN ISIDRO BOYS, AKYAT BAHAY GANG, LAG-LAG BARYA GANG, GING GANG GOOLY, RAINIER REQUIESTAS FANS CLUB (PRESIDENT), BARANGAY TAGAY, BOBET KALABET PENGE SOCIETY, MANG KADYO'S SUKANG PAUMBONG INCORPORATED, MANG DONALD'S KARINDIRYA "VISAYA's PRIDE" TRY OUR SPECIALTY "KING" SIZE BURGER & "PRINCE" FRIES!!! NYAHAHAHA!!! AMBOT!!! IRON MAN'S BULALUHAN TRY OUR NEW SPECIALTY NILAGANG BAKAL!!!

MICKEEDEEZ, KRISPY KREMES, YELLOW CAB PIZZA, KFC, POPEYES, Twinkies Angel Sponge Cake, Milkshakes, Fat Fingers, Skittles, Nutella, Strawberry Shortcake, Mac & Cheese, Spaghetti Carbonara, BEEF SHA-WARM-UP, Chef Boyardee Pasta, Campbell's Mushroom Soup, Cooking, CLUBBIN', Emceeing "In Different Clubs", Droppin' Science (Rhymin), POETRY, Watchin' Movie Alone, Singin' (even mah voice is hella fucked up!), Writin'Songs, 69.9 W-FUCK-DAT VOICEMAILBOX PHONE HACKERS WORLWIDE, G-LINE (Party Line In The States), ROAD TRIPS, Mangalampag, SCARIEST PLACES, (-_-), GHOST HUNTIN' AT CLARK AIRBASE ABANDONED HOSPITAL (REAL SCARY STUFF), Travel, Boracay, Puerto Galera, El Nido, Imelda Falls, Pagsanjan Falls, Ipagtanggol Ang Mga Naaapi (BWAHAHAHA!!!) Manghabol Ng Snatcher Sa Recto Tanong Nyo Kay Berto, Mag-Freestyle RAP sa loob ng Bathroom, (WHAT IS FREESTYLE?) F.Y.I. Pagra-rap ng impromptu or anything goes! Hindi kasi alam ni BOY ABUNDA & KRIS AQUINO KUNG ANO YUN EH!!! Hehehe!!, Bungee Jumping, Snorkling, Rock Climbing & ALL KINDS OF ILL SHIT!!

THE BIBLE ( although i barely read it ), ALIKA-BOOK, THE ALCHEMIST: A FABLE ABOUT FOLLOWING YOUR DREAM, MY BOOK OF RHYMES, STEPHEN KING'S WORKS, WES CRAVEN'S WORKS, The Poet & The Rapper, When you talk to God that's prayers when God talks to you that's SCHIZOPHRENIA. By: Duanesis, F.U.C.K. acronym: (Fornication Under Consent of the King), I crave your mouth your voice your hair Silent and starving. I prowl through the streets. Bread does not nourish me dawn disrupts me all day. I hunt for the liquid measure of your steps. I hunger for your sleek laugh your hands the color of a savage harvest. hunger for the pale stones of your fingernails. I want to eat your skin like a whole almond. I want to eat the sunbeam flaring in your lovely body the sovereign nose of your arrogant face. I want to eat the fleeting shade of your lashes and I pace around hungry sniffing the twilight hunting for you for your hot heart like a puma in the barrens of Quitratue. (u dig??)

The Terminal, Serendipity, Sleepless In Seattle, Kate & Leopold, Love Actually, 50 First Dates, Four Weddings & A Funeral, Barefoot In The Park, What Women Want, City Of Angels, Eurotrip, Along Came Polly, When Harry Met Sally, Almost Famous, Addicted To Love, You've Got Mail, How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days, Dude Where's My Car?, Can't Hardly Wait, Girl Next Door, She's All That, Get Over It, 10 Things I Hate About You, Not Another Teen Movie, Scary Movie Trilogy, Halloween, Army Of Darkness, Silence Of The Lambs, Scream, Child's Play, Poltergeist, Friday The 13th, The Exorcist, Psycho, IT, The Convent, BEEF, HIP-HOP IMMORTALS, Don't Be A Menace 2 South Central While Drinkin' Juice In The Hood, White Chicks, Hot Chick, Colors, American Me, Fight Club, Boyz In The Hood, Menace II Society, Dead Poets Society, Above The Rim, Bullet, Juice, Gridlock'd, Poetic Justice, Friday, Next Friday, Friday After Next, Brooklyn Babylon, Pulp Fiction, Blood In Blood Out, Hook, ELF, New Jersey Drive, Agawan Puri, Angkinin MO Lola MO & UMAGA NA NANG HINUGOT

Steely Dan, Beatles, Frank Sinatra, Pauline Wilson, Eric Tagg, Yutaka Yokokura, John Mayall & The Blues Breakers, Allman Brothers Band, Frank Zappa, Alan Parson's Project, Robbie Dupree, Doobie Brothers, Basia, Bob James, Lee Ritenour, Wayman Tisdale, Spyro Gyra, Manhattan Transfer, Dave Grusin, Chaka Demus & The Pliers, Bob Marley & The Wailers, T.O.K., Bounty Killer, Beenie Man, Screwdriver, 311, Sublime, Blink 182, NOFX, Green Day, New Found Glory, Saves The Day, Reel Big Fish, Save Ferris, Goldfinger, Less Than Jake, Rancid, The Ramones, Paul Van Dyk, Q-Bert, Apollo, Mixmaster Mike, Rocky Rock, Red Alert, Jam Master Jay, Shortkut, Grandmaster Flash & Grandmaster Theodore, Digital Underground, Run DMC, Kurtis Blow, Dilated Peoples, The Roots, Digable Planets, Atmosphere, T.L.C., Salt N' Pepa, Onyx, Funkdoobiest, Fu-Schnickens, The Sugarhill Gang, Afrikka Bambaataa, KMD/MF DOOM, Tupac Shakur, Babyface, Voices Of Theory, Inner Voices, Musiq Soulchild, D' Angelo, Erykah Badu etc. I LOVE JAZZ, Hip-Hop, R&B, Dancehall, Reggae, Reggaeton, OPM, Punk Rock & Ska.

HEY ARNOLD!, FRIENDS, Untalkative Bunny, That 70's Show, That's So Raven, Miami Vice, My Kids & Wife, Golden Girls, Sabrina The Teenage Witch, Moonlighting, Doogie Howser M.D., The Simple Life, Beverly Hills 90210, Nick Cannon Show, Fear Factor, Police Files, The Simpsons, The Muppet Show, Sesame Street, Batibot (Sesame St. Clone), Travel Time, Animal Planet (NA-FEATURED AKO DUN!!), National Geographic, The Love Boat, All That, Kenan & Kel, Ren & Stimpy, Superbook, Flying House, Peter Pan, Wild Boyz, MTV'S Pimp My Ride, Punk'd, BLACK ENTERTAINMENT TELEVISION (BET), Yu Yu Hakusho, Dragon Ball Z, Duane's World Da Jackass Manila Tour (UNDAGROUND ISH), Alf, Garfield, Care Bears, Duck Tales, Looney Tunes, Tiny Toons, 2 Stupid Dogs, Where's Wally, Bill Cosby Show, Conan The Adventurer, WWE, Steven Spielberg's Amazing Stories, Jim Henson's The Storyteller, The Price Is Right, Pandakekoks, Ula Ang Batang Gubat, Buddy en Sol, Young Love Sweet Love haha!

Cancer

I LOVE MOVIES N' MUSIC!!

ain't it obvious??