• Evin Watson

      "I am very sensitive and easily offended. I am have difficulty reading, a horrible sense of smell, and am sexually..."

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      • Giancarlo
      • Posted
      • The mere fact that Evin is on this Earth
        points to the existence of a higher
        power. Viva la EVIN!!!
      • Stephanie
      • Posted
      • Evin's my buddy and has been since the
        7th grade. In a way, Evin and I are a
        lot alike but I'm much nicer :-)
      • Albert
      • Posted
      • If I had to pick a superhero to be my
        archnemesis, it would totally be Evin.
        There's practically nobody else I would
        devote 100% of my time and attention to
        totally fuking up. That mean the
        Evinmobile would totally get an Albomb
        all up in that piece. I'd hunt out the
        people he cared and loved for and
        subject them to emotional torture only
        to make his life hell. There is no one
        else I would rather foil my macabre
        baroque evil plans consistently and
        with byronic flair. My first would be
        to rid the world of racist sportsteams,
        and I would fail because, well, I'd be
        up against the Evinator. Also, I would
        steal his Nas CD.
      • Posted
      • Evin got rubbed a lot in vegas.
      • Aaron
      • Posted
      • evin ONLY listens to new york city
        electroclash.
      • Kenda
      • Posted
      • If you're a twelve-year-old girl getting
        her period for the first time, ask Mr.
        Watson for help. He knows where they
        keep the "secret stash."
      • Posted
      • Evin likes the Atlanta Braves, although
        he is not from Atlanta.
      • Craig
      • Posted
      • In darkest day or blackest night, Evin
        is my homeslice. We both like schools
        filled exclusively with female teeny-
        boppettes. A good f'n man. P.S. Good
        deduction, Mr. Watson--you definitely
        need a GBA.
      • Billy
      • Posted
      • Evin produced the shit out of a little
        movie I was in!
      • Lahorna
      • Posted
      • this kid plays one mean game of fuseball
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