I'm awesome and stink like sunshine. I make the comic book Prison
Funnies available in finer comic shoppes. I can't stop the rock,
only direct it away from the baby. I hate balls but love cock. I
checked yourself before you wrecked yourself and baby you look
fine.
Who I Want to Meet:
I don't know. Just a bunch of douchebags that like to flip it like
that.
first you steal my robot and drag her off
to vegas. then you steal her and drag
her off to tokyo. i'm not sure what to
make of all of this tomfoolery, but i'll tell
you one thing - since you came along
my sushi consumption has dropped
drastically due to my robot being out of
town.
if you weren't such a handsome lad i'd
really have some pretty serious words
for ya.
i guess i'm really just a little bit jealous,
but that's my issue, not yours.
i've been trying for days to come up with
a suitable testimonial for chip.
unfortunately the words that criss-cross
through my brain, not leaving any space
for any other adjectives, verbs, nouns, or
gerunds in the sticky web-like nest, are
"touching" and "inappropriate".
Chip's lack of facial symmetry is his
greatest asset and his greatest
weakness. Chip is made of a space age
polymer sent to Earth by way of the
Delphi galaxy. Chip knows more than
he lets on and less then people think.
Testimonials and Comments for Chip
STAY OFF MY F@CkIN LAWN YOU LITTLE PUNK!
YOU AND YER LITTLE PUNK FRIENDS!
I splove you Chip
.... stay gold Chip Zdarsky... stay gold.
me from my drunk maniacal self when
my bag was stolen by crack heads.
thank you!
ps. i also really enjoy how you shake it.
to vegas. then you steal her and drag
her off to tokyo. i'm not sure what to
make of all of this tomfoolery, but i'll tell
you one thing - since you came along
my sushi consumption has dropped
drastically due to my robot being out of
town.
if you weren't such a handsome lad i'd
really have some pretty serious words
for ya.
i guess i'm really just a little bit jealous,
but that's my issue, not yours.
*EASTVIEW WILDCATS RULE!*
a suitable testimonial for chip.
unfortunately the words that criss-cross
through my brain, not leaving any space
for any other adjectives, verbs, nouns, or
gerunds in the sticky web-like nest, are
"touching" and "inappropriate".
When Chip gazes into your eye, he
sends chills over all of your skin.
Be frightened. Very, very frightened.
made. He's the most genuine fake I've
ever met. I love me some CHiP Zdarksy
and wish he were an icecream flavour.
greatest asset and his greatest
weakness. Chip is made of a space age
polymer sent to Earth by way of the
Delphi galaxy. Chip knows more than
he lets on and less then people think.