chris heider

East Peoria High School, Attended 1997 - 2001, Class of 2001

new school university

New School University, Attended 2001 - Present, Class of , Bachelor's Degree, education/creative writing

education/student

reading, yoga, writing, cooking, movies, gardening, knitting, long baths, 3 musketeer bars, all seasons, thunderstorms, snow, camping, 420, hiking, hockey, tea (english breakfast & green), beach, pepsi, hammock, netflix, new balance shoes, johnny knoxville

the devil in the white city, the iron council, the davinci code, angels & demons, the pillars of the earth, a year of ice, as meat loves salt, troll, a short history of a prince, his dark materials trilogy, lotr, otherland, neverwhere, brave new world, the world according to garp, memoirs of a geisha, atlas shrugged, harry potter, the alchemist, perdido street station, 100 years of solitude, wraeththu, the scar, imajica, wicked

the aristocrats, kingfu hustle, roll bounce, the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe, what the bleep do we know?, wedding crashers, connie and carla, the island, a very long engagement, ella enchanted, lemony snicket, finding neverland, the incredibles, troy, spellbound, memento, dogville, down with love, triplets of belleville, lord of the rings, kill bill 1&2, underworld, auntie mame, big fish, donnie darko, drop dead gorgeous, the women, 8 women, alien vs predator, bride & prejudice, best in show, boondock saints, moulin rouge, amelie, white chicks, the goonies, annie hall, princess mononoke

the killers, maroon 5, scissor sisters, minogue, hoobastank, bernhard, simpson, branch, mraz, outkast, mayer, evanescence, matchbox twenty, linkin park, coldplay, maclachlan, dido, amos, olive, morisette, wainright, dave matthews band, barenaked ladies, lennox, sade, tatu, jones, williams, sheik, the dixie chicks

heroes, dexter, 30 rock, the office, survivor, lost, project runway, top chef, lost, weeds, project runway, workout, kathy griffin, deadwood, curb your enthusiasm, real time with bill maher, desperate housewives, entourage, national geographic, history, discovery channels, CNN, BBC america

Aries

i am a man. an artist. a writer. a father. a pessimistic optimist. a son. a homosexual. a great kisser. a romantic. an intellectual stoner. a gippie. a mommas boy. an idealist. a gardener. an older brother. a student. a knitter. an adventurer. a bitch. a sculptor. a jester. a bibliophile. a hiker. an innocent. a dork. a sun (and sin) enthusiast. a naturalist. a yogi. a cynic. an uncle. a lover. a (bad) vegetarian. a teacher. a superhero. a devil. a dreamer. a saint. a sinner. a homebody. a procrastinator. a good deed doer. an individual.

i come armed with flowers and may have sudden uncontrollable urges to open the door for you. look out.

want to know more? just ask. come on try me out. you wont spit me out.

and check out my blog - www.aboutaboyandhisbriefs.blogspot.com

'...I fell in love, head over heels in love, with the most wonderful boy in the world. we would take long walks by the river or just sit for hours gazing into each other's eyes.'

looking for something. i guess ill know it when i see it but until then i am always up for a few more friends or a handsome yet simple jeans and tshirt kind of man that loves my company. one to rock my world everyday and twice on sundays. one comfortable sitting in silence or talking the night away beneath the stars. one with just the right amount of aggressiveness, creativity, passion, tenderness, intelligence, wit, kindness, and a little bit of sanity (or insanity). one that loves to kiss, touch, hold, talk, cook, fight, etc. one who isnt afraid to get a little dirty in the bedroom or the garden. one that can make me laugh, sweat, think, cry, feel, love and the occasional breakfast in bed.