Member Profile
Joint Horoscope
You and Adam are flying high today!
It's time to lighten up, whether that means tossing aside old burdens or laughing a little more...
Adam
| Gender: | Male |
| Interested in Meeting People for: | Dating Women, Friends, Activity Partners |
| Status: | Single |
| Age: | 25 |
| Location: | Saint Louis, MO |
| Hometown: | Potomac, MD |
| Occupation: | JD/MBA-hole |
| Companies: | U.S. Attorney's Office, U.S. Congress, The Pageant, The Lawrence Group, Temptu, Kayak's, Stone Street Services, Starbuck's, Bennigan's, and a few other haunts... |
| College/University: | Washington University in St. Louis, Other |
| Schools (Other): | U. of Miami (FL), Wash. U. in St. Louis (undergrad and grad) |
| Affiliations: | I volunteer w/ Mentor St. Louis & chaperone international trips for middle and HS students. (I kid you not: Italy, Peruvian Amazon, Costa Rica....) |
| Hobbies and Interests: | Relaxing (never enough time), anything new, soccer, making wine/beer (yeah, I do that), having a good time, friends... |
| Favorite Books: | I am illiterate. Though, I luv bukz on tape. Got any? |
| Favorite Movies: | Almost Famous, Keeping the Faith, Usual Suspects, Zoolander, American President, the list goes on and on. |
| Favorite Music: | Depends on my mood. Anything from Ani to Audioslave. Frank, Billy, and Ella rarely fail to satisfy... |
| Favorite TV Shows: | Daily Show, Sex in the City (so much better than "sex AND the city"), Family Guy, House, if only I had more time for tv... <sigh> |
| About Me: | I love women, and women love me. Young women. Old women. I don't discriminate. I got cuban cigars. I also like fondue. When I'm not showering my women with gifts I study the law. I want to save the world from evil so that I can get with more women. I like women, but I LOVE cheese. Brie. Colby Jack in the morning. Hells YEAH. Nothing better. Cheddar (sharp). Swiss (the more holes the better). Feta. Goat cheese ..mmmm..mmm.mmmm. Gorgonzola. Blue- I'm blue, la da di la dida. Oh, cheese in a tube- love that! Velveeta... not so good. Now that you know all there is to know about me (well, not ALL the cheeses that I like or the fact that I am also a super hero) I'll move on... (ps: See Alla, I told you I'd leave the profile you wrote.) Many people think I can be a hardass when they first meet me. Get to know me though and you may be surprised... maybe. |
| Who I Want to Meet: | I am the feel good person of the year. If you hang out with me you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll pay me $7 for the matinee. People like my junk. And, of course, by junk I mean cooking. What do you want to eat? I can make it for you. What do you like to listen to? I can sing it. Need a lift? Tough shit. Get a job and buy a car. (Goddamn mooch.) Have your people call my people and if I'm lucky I'll schedule you in... |
Testimonials
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DOY-CHA! Adam makes me laugh out loud |
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What to say about Adam...Hmmm.... There is never a dull moment with this kid even when your sitting on the pot.... he knows what I'm talking about, its a shame he has to live in the middle of no where, as in the mid west. Its a shame he has no intentions of practicing law b/c I would have him as my co- counsel any day. Also this kids always got his hands into some kind of money making scheme, what a smoozer. |
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Much like Adam's cars and their contents, my testimonial was stolen from in front of his apartment. Sorry Adam, no screwdriver for you this time, pal. |
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Adam is truly a brown man trapped in a white man's body. Congratulations on behaving as though you have much more melanin than you actually do. You're the pride of a billion people. |
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Adam is like a magician...or a cool FBI guy...or an alien...or something that knows how to disappear and then reappear...I like it best when he reappears... |