Nickname: Jilbert
Gender: Male
Age: 16
Birthday: March 30, 1992
Birthplace: Tarlac City Phil
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hairstyle: long back? eheh
Skin Tone: fair complexion, heheh
Weight: 150 lbs??
Height: 5'10 and a half or 5'11 and a half? eheh
DOTA and BLAME-shifting (COMEDY)
A favourite pasttime of 95% of DotA players is to make excuses when they get owned, in a pathetic attempt to shield themselves from the harsh reality that their own shortcomings have just been exposed for the world to see, and to try to maintain what little crumbs the other players probably never held in their minds that the dead player in question is in fact, a good player at all. Excuses are many, ranging from "lag", to "LAAAG" to "LOL I WASN'T WATCHING(tharfore surely i wud have owned yuo)". On top of this, dissatisfaction often manifests itself amongst some players regarding their inability to do jack shit but sit there and take a fat Blademaster cock up the ass when they get raped by ownage combos, usually in the form of post-death mockery such as "i can push one buttens and get kills WOOO". In this example, "WOOO" is the noise of a child incontrollably shitting its pants and crying.
In many cases especially in the Philippines, people who become "PROS" in this so-called game turn out to be n00bs in real life. They play DotA as a lame excuse so that they can tell others that they play Warcraft. DotA just became a shitty medium to condescend to their lack of ability in real time strategy gaming. Such people are called Dotards. See retard.
Many variations of the DotA map exist. Some maps cater to Narutards.Others, like Tides of Blood, cater to fuckwits with a scatalogical sense of humor
hahah
Panatang Maka - DoTA
panatang maka-dota
iniibig ko ang larong dota
isinilang ako para maglaro ng dota.
ito ang larong ipapasa ko sa akng mga
susunod na salinglahi.
ang hero ko ay kanyang kinukupkop
at tinutulungan
upang maging malakas, matatag at
kapakipakinabang.
bilang ganti ay kakarnehin ko ang mga
kalaban kong hero.
paglilingkuran ko ang napili kong
base
ipagtatnggol ko ang aking base kahit
na mag-mega creeps pa ito.
hindi ko pipindutin ang f10 kahit na
matatalo na kami.
sisikapin kong maging isang tunay na
maka-dota sa isip...sa salita...at sa
gawa..
Testimonials and Comments for jilbert
cra..asawa ko un..hehe..
jowkjowk..((:
...hehehe...
...yes, kilala pa kita...
...cge po ingat po kau lage...
miss tourism 2008..hahaha..
tinayo ang bandera ng tarlac..hihi..^^
. .nksmart kc aq nung mga nkraang araw. .ehe. .
. .ingats ka p0h lagi. .
. .hntay u nlng txt q kpg nkpg-unli na q sa gl0be, aryt?!. .
. .keep safe!. .
=)
sa computer..^^
hahha..
muret ka talga noh??^^
miss ko na bilbil moh..haha..
peace!^_^
Whaha..,!!!
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wala akong masabi ehh...,
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hello..,
haha..,
si enchantress ka ba?
-habang lumalayo, mas masakit.
si doom ka ba?
-pag-andiyan siya, mainit paligid mo.
si silencer ka ba?
-kapag andiyan, natatahimik ka.
si beastmaster ka ba?
-maalaga ka kasi.
si slardar ka ba?
-kasi mas lumalakas tama ko sa iyo.
si darkterror ka ba?
-ikaw lang gumagalaw sa mundo ko.
si razor ka ba?
- nakukuryente kasi puso ko sa iyo.
si nerubian weaver ka ba?
-naghahabol ako lagi sa iyo.
si omniknight ka ba?
-ikaw ang aking guardian angel.
baka naman creep ka?
-lagi kasi kitang kasama.
si phantom lancer ba?
-sinong pipiliin ko sa inyo?
si techies ba?
-suicide na ako kapag wala ka.
si leoric ba?
-binubuhay mo ulit ako.
si crystal maiden ba?
-kinikilig ako pag kasama ka.
si pudge ba?
-nahuli mo kasi puso ko.
si mirana ba?
-dahil sa iyo, napapatalon ako sa saya.
frozen throne o world tree ka ba?
-kapag wala ka na, wala ng dahilan lumaban pa.
...~_^...