Erik Johnson

Penrose Elementary School, Class of 1987

University of Wisconsin - River Falls, Attended - , Class of , Other

Pokemon League Professor, Log Home Builders Association, Nanowrimo Winner (three times), another club I'm not supposed to talk about

Geocaching, Lego, Macintosh, Photography, Hedgehogs, Beer

Watchmen, Preacher, Warren Ellis, Roald Dahl, Margret Atwood, so much non-fiction

Dr. Strangelove, Sneakers, Duck Soup, Goodfellas, Rafifi

The Tragically Hip, The Rheostatics, Ryan Adams, Mashups, Sarah Harmer, Pixies, Soul Coughing, Ani DiFranco, Miracle Legion, Dar Williams, Asylum Street Spankers, Bettie Serveert, Judybats

Arrested Development, The Amazing Race, Second through Seventh Season Simpsons, Kare Kano, Kodocha, The Adventures of Pete and Pete

Is it even possible to describe oneself with any degree of accuracy? Or is it the way one describes oneself that is more revealing then the actual description? Is every other "About Me" like this one? Anyway, I've had many nicknames, but the most common one is "The Guest". I've spent much of my life traveling the country, guesting with people as I go. I've had my own house, my own home, but time and time again I find myself on someone else's couch or guest bed. How that is significant, I don't know, but it is something about me. The second most common nickname is "EJ" and the third, and by far my favorite, is Rico the Underworld Torpedo.



Something else about me is that I can bend a two point five inch hardened steel bar with my bare hands, I've wrestled in Mexico under the name "Bare Hans", and I've made and lost a fortune manufacturing hair bands.



I build my own furniture, make toys, I'm a fantastic cook, I've written three novels that I won't let anyone read and I play extremely well with others. I devote at least two hours a week to playing with others. I hate talking on the phone, ceiling fans and the song "All Right Now" by the band Free.



In the end, is one judged by what they do or what they say? Pikamac.com is my blog where I say what I've done. Updated daily or double your money back!